Statistics show…
Most of the time, people lie to me. And then others get irritated when I don’t trust them. So let’s go through some things.
1) If I ask you a question and your response makes no sense, I automatically think that you’re a) lying and b) bad at lying.
2) if you don’t think before you speak, I’m going to stop believing in you as a person. When that happens, I will also automatically think you’re lying to me. Because you probably are… see #1
3) if you know that i hate it when people take advantage of me and also happen to know that most people take advantage of me, and then you take advantage of me… do you see the logical pattern here? Do you see where I am going?
4) Read some blogs. If you’re a dude that removes your relationship from public view and your gf isn’t even on facebook, your gf is gonna think you’re trying to cheat on her.
Class dismissed.
